Jul 27, 2020

Evergreen University. Jack’s family visits Brian and they’re not swingers. Jack’s wife wins Romanian Roulette. Jack’s wife has deer-like qualities. Jack’s wife is accidentally dead. Jack’s new date wants 250 roses. Brian knows what that means. Screen time makes the pain go away. Brian tries Dungeons &...

Jul 17, 2020

Serial rapist. Jack gets the invite he’s been wanting. COVID germs can’t penetrate comedy. Brian’s house rules. A new son named Boswell. Scenting the property with the neighbor. A traditional Polish welcome. Jimmy the crystal-methed pan man. Jack must take the Brian’s Guest Aptitude Test. A tour of Ghislaine...

Jul 10, 2020

Clinton Staffing Associates. Jack can’t operate a laptop. Jack would have loved Brian’s Fourth of July Party. Jack has Brian explain the plots of his children’s novels: The Candy Van, Capitol Hill Organized Playground, Charlotte’s Web of Lies. Jack auditions for Brian’s friend’s new movies: The Movement,...

Jul 6, 2020

CHOP bus tour open. Alabama boot camp is off the table. Brian’s son is the town sniper. The Louie Jenkins edition of the Bible. Not paying attention at town council meetings. Brian has a Monkey Poaching Zoo, a tree-destroying wife, and doesn’t want to wear a mask. Lyme disease again. People get the wrong idea when...