May 29, 2020

Headsmash! Jack let a 7-year old cut his hair. Memorial Day memories. Jack is deceptively edited. Brian builds carpenter bee traps. Brian builds hobo traps. 12-step programs gone wrong. Ping pong prank. Brian, the spelling bee champion. Barry Cuomo’s Live It Out Place.

May 22, 2020

Camp Zoom! Every day looks the same. Brian might have to choose between chipmunks or his wife. Hornet season. Backhoes make great toys. Investing in a disturbing streaming service. News You Missed: Biden’s Devastating Trump Nickname, Kim Jong Un Definitely Alive, Munchausen by COVID Syndrome, Unserious Instagram...

May 15, 2020

Aunt Bea’s Alcoholic Water. How quarantine is going. Brian help’s Jack Junior with his homework. Jack killed a murder hornet and the newspaper stopped coming. Brian’s plan to reinvigorate the economy: Peep show restaurants, meat processing playgrounds, pasture schools, & Post Office abattoirs.

May 8, 2020

Phat Jamz 107FM. Jack wants to know about Brian's mistresses. Jack's neighbor refuses to let his groundskeepers shelter in place. Recent, stupid bookshelf controversy. Jack auditions for Death From Above, One Small Step and The Podcasters. Brian gives Jack Junior helpful Mother's Day advice. Jack Junior rats his mom out.

May 1, 2020

Benji and The Pickle in solidarity with COVID-19 meat processing mandates. A mean-spirited prank show. Brian answers a seven-year old’s questions very poorly. Jack & Brian play the Ask Reddit game. Jack asks Brian about his patents for the Pandemic Preparedness Pack, Magic Nein Ball, and Pants for Ladies.