Dec 18, 2019

Some moms are coming for Christmas; all Frenchmen are coming for mom. Auditions for Stop the Presses, The Mighty & The Damned, and The Founder's Dilemma. Brian explains the Uncle Gary Doll, Box of Matches, and Dildo the Talking Pickle. News: Click & Moo Voting, Undocumented Licensing, Julian Castro is Still Running,...

Dec 11, 2019

Austrian Bordello story. Falling asleep at the wheel story. Massachusetts State Police can be real jerks. Brian helms a blimp and a ferry, and neither ends well. Jack asks Brian to talk about the children’s books he’s written. Jack and Brian discover unclaimed assets for several celebrities, and tell listeners how...

Dec 4, 2019

Brian’s inexplicable, horrific barbecue spectacle. Kate Upton who? Brian auditions Jack for a chance at movie stardom. Jack presses Brian for details on his biographies of Steve Jobs, Prince, and Jussie Smollett. Brian has the News You Missed about engagement rings, Extinction Rebellion and mommy bloggers. Judge Jack...

Nov 26, 2019

The most pretentious Yelp review in the history of restaurant reviews. Jack doesn’t know the band Squeeze. Jack asks Brian about the religions he’s invented. The boys discuss their Thanksgiving plans. Jack shops for a Holiday Pine Needle-Bearing Conifer, but Brian just goes into the Polish woods for an illegal, free...

Nov 19, 2019

Urban campers take advantage of Google. Root canals and Billy Joel. Jack gets Brian to dish on his professional wrestling career. Brian has the news you, Jack, and lots of pigeons missed. An interview with the head of tourism for Dominican Republic, who wishes tourists would die less often.